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Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way. ~Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You



What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. ~Mark Twain, Notebook, 1902



Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. ~Elbert Hubbard, A Thousand and One Epigrams, 1911



Poets are soldiers that liberate words from the steadfast possession of definition. ~Eli Khamarov, The Shadow Zone



What is bought is cheaper than a gift. ~Portuguese Proverb



No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck. ~Frederick Douglass, speech, Civil Rights Mass Meeting, Washington, D.C., 1883



Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure. ~Ambrose Bierce



Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. ~Paul Boese



In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin - consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns out this is an enormous, unthinkable inflation few men will remit, or if they will, only with a sense of being overcharged. ~Elizabeth Hardwick, Seduction and Betrayal, 1974



Every burned book enlightens the world. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ~W.J. Vogel



Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. ~Oxford Union Society, London, Rule 46



Perhaps no person can be a poet, or can even enjoy poetry, without a certain unsoundness of mind. ~Thomas Babington Macaulay



The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough. ~Bede Jarrett



It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. ~John Stuart Mill



I am not certain of the hereafter. Frankly, I'm not all that certain of the here. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback. ~Steve Hovley, 1969



Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here. ~John L. Swigert, Jr., Apollo 13 command module pilot, 13 April 1970 Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check? ~Author Unknown



Just because you're not uptight doesn't mean you're irresponsible. And vice versa. When will those Conservatives ever learn? ~Carrie Latet