FUG TAG // Metropolitan Gala Red Carpet

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch. Remember that.Onward!Beyonce in Emilio PucciThat’s all way too much. We fully support the idea of attendants at the Met Gala

Leighton Meester for Vera Wang

Oh, Leighton Meester. we are intimately aware of your struggles to dress in a manner that doesn’t make bitchy gay men like us laugh. We have charted your lows and your not-as-lows. Someday, we thought, some handsome prince of a stylist will show this girl how pretty she can be without resorting to excessive buckles or exposing her abs.That day has come, Leighton Meester.We don’t know who styled

FUG TAG // Pattinson and Witherspoon

Darlings, it’s time to check in on the happiest co-workers in show biz!Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of “Water for Elephants.”Reese is wearing a Stella McCartney dress, Lorraine Schwartz earrings and Christian Louboutin shoes. Robert Pattinson is wearing a Dries Van Noten suit.Could that smile be any more frozen and locked into place, we ask you? jQuery('#et-image-slider784 .et-image-slides').et_shortcodes_switcher({sliderType: 'images', auto: false, autoSpeed: '5000',useArrows: true, fx: 'fade', arrowLeft: '#

FUG TAG // Ginnifer Goodwin attends the premiere of “Something Borrowed"

Ginnifer Goodwin attends the premiere of “Something Borrowed” in Hollywood in an Hervé Léger by Max Azria dress and the Bitter Kittens get to decide if she got it right.This looks so good on her, it’s almost WERQ-worthy, but it turns out we have a better candidate for that, which we’ll get to later today.Hervé Léger by Max Azria Fall 2011 Collection Model: Ginta Lapina

Lindsay Lohan // for Blank Magazine

Lindsay gets her Boogie Nights on once again.Blank Magazine, May 2011 issuePhotographers: Steven Gomillion and Dennis LeupoldStylist: Angelo De SantoHair: Aaron Light @ CelestineOh, honey. No. Cigarette in your mouth and hand on your boob? Again? This is what it’s come to?Not that this represents a low point for her. In fact, it’s an indication of how low she’s fallen that this isn’t her lowest

FUG TAG // Kate Hudson in Versace

Kate Hudson attended the premiere of “Something Borrowed”  in Hollywood in a Versace dress and we’ve gotta say, girl nailed it.We originally had this one set up as an “In or Out,”  but she did such a good job here we switched formats at the last second and gave her equally-as-deserving of a WERQ co-star the In or Out treatment today. In other words, darlings, there was such an embarrassment of

BACK BEAUTY

Vogue Italia releases their annual salute to people who aren’t white and we’re once again squirming a bit in our seats at the prospect.Vogue Italia May 2011 IssuePhotographer: Ellen von UnwerthStylist: Giulio MartinelliWe have a confusing reaction to these types of editorials. On the one hand, they give the spotlight to a group the fashion industry tends to either ignore or downplay. On the other

FUG TAG // Hilary Swank in Michael Kors

Kittens, that “Something Borrowed” movie, like 99% of rom coms, looks like crap, but we just can’t stop talking about what everyone wore to the premiere.Hilary Swank attends the premiere of “Something Borrowed”  in Hollywood in Michael Kors.Michael Kors Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Olga Sherer jQuery('#et-image-slider630 .et-image-slides').et_shortcodes_switcher({

DIVA LEGEND // AMPAS Tribute to Sophia Loren in Beverly Hills

This week, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences paid tribute to a lady that is BEYOND tributes.Sophia Loren with her two sons Carlo Ponti Jr. and Edoardo PontiWe adore that old broad. Cute sons too. We’d have things to say about her outfit butA) We are not worthy, andB) It’s been a pretty standard Sophia uniform for a couple of decades now. Sheer sleeves, choker, major boob action,

“Alexander McQueen: LUXURY McQueen doggedly promoted freedom "

It is imperative that all T Lo minions take a moment to drink in the “Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty” Costume Institute Exhibition At The Metropolitan Museum Of Art. Our newfangled blog is warning us that all your fabulosity levels are dangerously low, which can lead to crankiness and bad skin. “The spring 2011 Costume Institute exhibition at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Alexander McQueen:

Cover Girl // CAMERON DiaZ POWER PLAYER

Darlings, Cameron graced two versions of the ELLE UK cover and we’re partial to the one where she doesn’t flash her panties.UK ELLE June 2011 IssueEditorial: “She Who Dares”Photographer: Jan WeltersStylist: Sasa ThomannWe’re feeling uncharacteristically sympathetic toward Cameron today. You see, because there wasn’t much on TV last night, and because we really, REALLY needed to unwind (Launch a

Costume Institution Met Gala 2011

Just about every famous face you can think on put on their most dramatic frocks all in aid of the annual fashion event of the year - the Costume Institution Met Gala, held in New York.This is the chance for us to sort the successful Fl@unters from the fashion failures as we explore who matched the high fashion criteria this year. Let's get going... TOP FASHION MOMENTS OF THE NIGHTJennifer Lopez